Episode 0035: And Here Come the Idiots!

The podcast's a bit longer than usual this week.  (How long is it?  I don't know, I haven't finished editing it yet.)  Sorry about that, but there was a lot of news I wanted to squeeze in this week.

Colorado bakery accused of discrimination after they refuse to decorate a cake with homophobic language.

And here's the trailer for the 'documentary' featuring Mike Huckabee, 'Roadmap Genesis.'

Notice the distinct lack of people with melanin in the video.

Let's get ready to ruuuuuumble! Filipino author challenges Pope Frankie to a UFC match.

St. Paul, MN archdiocese declares bankruptcy in the wake of molestation lawsuits.

Tea Party Sweetheart, nicknamed "Holly Hobby Lobby" cheated on her husband at a "family values" conference.

Texans protest muslims being all peaceful and shit.

Deuteronomy 22:20-21

20 If, however, the charge is true and no proof of the young woman’s virginity can be found, 21 she shall be brought to the door of her father’s house and there the men of her town shall stone her to death. She has done an outrageous thing in Israel by being promiscuous while still in her father’s house. You must purge the evil from among you.

1 Corinthians 11:4-7

4 Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. 5 But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is the same as having her head shaved. 6 For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.

7 A man ought not to cover his head,[a] since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man.

Orthodox Jews butthurt over images of women remove them from photos of Paris march.

In response to this, British paper removes all men from Paris march photo.

Salvadoran woman begs for pardon after serving seven years in prison due to a miscarriage she had.

Saudi Arabia has more liberal abortion laws than does El Salvador.

SCOTUS tells Arkansas prison to allow man to grow a beard.

Canadian girl who opted for 'natural' medicine over Western medicine has died from leukemia.

Boy who came back from Heaven admits he never went there, and is presently being shafted by his father.

Private Nashville school denies admittance to students because they have gay parents.

Ancient scrolls from Pompeii and Herculaneum may finally be readable.

Was a gospel fragment found in a mummy mask?

Stone Age items found 'thanks' to global warming.

Retiring British MP admits he's an atheist.

Virginia set to continue its efforts to legalize homophobia.

Former VA governor gets to go to prison for corruption.

Presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee says, "We should defy the Supreme Court if they legalize gay marriage."

Irish Health Minister admits to being gay.

Sen. Lindsey Graham considering running for President.

LA governor Bobby Jindal doubles down on bullshit.

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